Learn about to Scansion of Poetry

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Teapot: Okay genius, scan this:

The Poetry Bug is so dumb.

He's truly as lame as they come.

Although he's annoying,

I'm glad he's enjoying

a piece of my A. B. C. gum.

Poetry Bug: I hardly think that poem is worth scanning. And what is A. B. C. gum?

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