Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Valentine's Nightmare
A funny Valentine's Day poem for anyone who thinks Valentine's Day is the scariest holiday.

Hot Dog Dragon
A timeless love poem for Valentine's Day.

Oliver and Katie
A funny love poem about the difficulty of modern relationships.

A funny love poem about kiss that really made the sparks fly!

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