Funny Halloween Poems

Scary Costume
A funny poem about the scariest Halloween costume in the world.

On Halloween
What if a real monster came to your house on Halloween?

My New School
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Frankenstein Bit Dracula
A funny scary poem.

Eleven Evil Ogres
Another funny scary poem.

Holly the Hag
I bet you've never seen a monster at the beach.

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