Funny Christmas Poems

Mistletoe Millie
A funny Christmas poem about how to avoid being kissed under the mistletoe.

The True Meaning of Christmas
A funny Christmas poem that has nothing to do with the true meaning of Christmas.

When Santa Came to School
A funny Christmas poem about the dangers of a short attention span around Christmas.

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