Funny Halloween Poems

A funny poem about the scariest Halloween costume in the world.

What if a real monster came to your house on Halloween?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

A funny scary poem.

Another funny scary poem.

I bet you've never seen a monster at the beach.

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