I Cut My Hair at School Today
I cut my hair at school today,
but only on one side.
I was going to do the other
till a tattle taler cried,
"Teacher, teacher, hurry, quick,
a rule is being broken."
The teacher pointed to the door,
not a word was spoken.
I'm off to see the principal.
I'm not afraid of him.
I'll bring my scissors, just in case
I think he needs a trim.

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