April Fools I wanted to make a prank call, but since I'm not allowed to use the phone anymore, I decided to write a prank letter instead. Dear Sir, Is your refrigerator running? Please respond. And he did: Dear Ma'am, Thank you for the note, after reading it I turned to see my refrigerator running away. It would have escaped, but bumped its head on the door and knocked itself cold. By the way, is your nose running? Immediately I wrote back to tell him that he could not fool me with my own clever trick. Then I wiped my nose, just to check. It was gone! Copyright © 2002, Robert Pottle All Rights Reserved |