The Store You can cash in your coupons for cooties. Strange smells will sell for a cent. You can purchase your pimples for pennies, or if you'd prefer you may rent. Lanky limbs sell for a dollar. Greasy hair goes for a dime. The clothes that I sell are the coolest, 'cause they're colored bright orange and lime. See my cousin has just started high school, and he says that he's stylish and in. So, I'm starting a store for all people who wish to be stylish like him. Copyright © 2001, Robert Pottle All Rights Reserved |