Thank You, Captain Cootie

 
Ripped my pants at school today 
while going down the slide. 
It wasn't just a little tear 
I ripped 'em open wide, 

Now all can see my Captain Cootie 
purple underwear. 
Although The Captain makes some laugh 
I'm glad I've got him there. 



 
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