Hot Dog Dragon
Every dragon 'round these parts
breathes a breath of flame.
But I can't even blow a spark
which brings me grief and shame.
The other dragons often tease.
They jeer and sneer and shout
'cause every time I take a breath
I'm breathing hot dogs out.
Hot dogs when I blow my nose.
Hot dogs when I snore.
Hot dogs when I go achoo.
Hot dogs when I roar.
I lived a life of misery, agony, and woe,
until I met a girl dragon.
Our friendship seemed to grow.
I said to her one starry night,
"I love you dear the most."
We sighed a gentle sigh together
and had a hot dog roast.
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